What comes to mind

While reading headlines.

Good riddance.

Where is what?

Oh no.

The WORLD has lost its mind.

How sad,

Go figure.

Lincoln told bawdy jokes?

Ellen isn't cheap,

How dare you Mr. President.

No wonder.

How did anyone allow that,

50 times?

Tornadoes are not 

God's spinning wrath

You GOP twat.

Good for her,

I already know,

I don't want to know. 

WHY.

Okay. 

Go sisters, do it your way.

Good riddance to DADT 

Once again.

Noooooooooooooo

A thousand times

I can't take it

So I have stopped reading the news.

I can't handle 

The state of the union anymore

...Until next time.